Some celebrity arrests are truly shocking! Like say Reese Witherspoon. I mean she had to be the last celebrity I would have ever picked to one day have a mugshot. Some are kind of unexpected, but not entierly shocking and then there are these fine folks. These DUI arrests were comepletely expected. I mean we still were all shaking our damn heads, but not because we were surprised by the arrests, more surprised that they keep getting away with their bad behavior. Here's 7 of the least shocking celebrity DUIs ever!
Let's start with the latest and 'greatest'. Honestly... after a year of insulting fans, egging houses, peeing in mop buckets, visiting brothels and acting like 'douchbag' is his primary occupation, you'd have to be incredibly naive to not have seen this coming from the Biebs. Like maybe you're a Belieber or Justin's mom? Is there a White House petition to deport him yet?
First of all, isn't it nice that Paris Hilton has kind of fallen out of the public eye? I seriously hope I didn't just jinx something, because back in the day, girl was partying hard everywhere, for all the world to see. So it came as no surprise when she was busted for drunk driving. And then she was busted for driving with a suspended license. And then she went to jail for like one hot minute. I thought the whole point of being mega-rich was never having to do menial tasks, like driving, again? WTF, dumb celebs?
Oh jeez. At this point the only behavior that Lindsay Lohan could surprise me with is if she dedicated her life to bringing clean water to impoverished communities around the world. But really, with her lineage what chance did she have? Both of Loahan's parents have also been arrested for DUIs. So I guess the reckless, party apple doesn't fall far from the drunken tree?
Sure now she's cleaned up her act now, but Nicole was once just as much of a partier as her ex-BFF Paris. Nicole got busted driving the wrong way down a friggin' freeway(!?) late at night, hopped up on goofballs. You know how some pills have that warning about not driving or operating heavy machinery while using them? That warning exists for a reason, people. It's not a useless warning like the one that tells you not to blow dry your hair while you're soaking in the tub.
LaBeouf had several brushes with the law, including a drunken fight with a Walgreen's security guard, before he was busted for a DUI after causing a crash that actually involved the other vehicle flipping over. In good news, he hasn't been arrested lately. I guess he's just sticking to 'crimes against humanity' like plagiarism and being an all-around a-hole. How much do you love how he declared that he was no longer famous? Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, bro.
It's hard to believe that someone who became famous for getting knocked-up by a loser as a young teen and then became an adult film star, would make poor decisions but yeah...it happens. Making her all the more stupid? She drove drunk on St.Patrick's Day. I mean it doesn't get dumber than that. Farrah, please don't breed...oh crap... too late. Best of luck, Sophia. Hope you're never on 'Sixteen and Pregnant: The Next Generation'
Amanda had been exhibiting erratic behavior for awhile before she was finally busted for a DUI. Her behavior got even more erratic when she asked President Obama via Tweet to fire the cop who arrested her. And then her behavior got even MORE erratic-er and more erratic-er until it was Drake murdering her 'you know what' eratic. Luckily, she finally appears to be on the mend. Let the healing of all of our ruined childhoods begin.
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